THE BEST all girls high school in Philly, these girls rock the oxford shirts and the ever so stylish plaid skirts. Youre only considered cool if you wear the Sperrys. Here you will experience the desert and the Artic in one hallway. If the schools lucky, we might have 100% attendance among teachers. The masoct is the badass Panda, who will be forever iconic (more iconic than White Houses...RIP) Naz is WAYYYYYYY better than Villa Joe because we dont kick babies or eat puppies. Naz is home to the best wraps in Pennsylvania. Chrisitna Perri went here and so did the author of Milk and Vine.
Yo did you see that girl over there?
Yeah shes totally a Nazareth Academy High School girl
You right, No cap
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A New York school surrounded by cow shit... literally. Freshmen class is crazy+overly horny. Sophomores are cocky and act like kings and queens. Juniors are just plain rude or the nicest people . Seniors are just trying to make it out of school. Tax money, it goes toward a pool. Now the pool isnβt better itβs the same so what was the point. The teachers, they arenβt there half the time and they seem to have a obsession with hiring perverts and now as of 2019 a sex offender. Drugs, vaping is forever stained in the bath room, weed fill the library, acid lines the halls, and alcohol fill the useless pool. Students, a good amount honestly are just fake and want to act like there from the hood when in reality there growing up next to a farm. But hell I still say itβs better then a shot ton of schools but donβt believe the reviews you hear from the adults.
Person 1: I heard that school had the cops come in cause there was another drug deal happening
Person 2: What school
Person 1: Warwick Valley High School
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1. Unique facial expression with origins in the team photos of those who played hockey in high school. Most notably, the high school hockey face entails mildly crossed eyes (at least one eye), a slightly cocked head, the chin jutting outward, an lips curled over.
2. The look given by a girl from Minnesota while in bed early in the morning after learning she will not be given a ride home and told to call a cab.
1. Examples can be found in high school year books from the upper midwest dating 1960's - present.
2. See opening sequence of the movie Happy Gilmore.
3. Guy A: Man there's a lot of dorks at the mall today.
Guy B: I know, dude, check out the guy in the food court with the high school hockey face.
Guy A: Did he just try to walk through a window?
3. Geez, she was pissed. I was way too hung over to drive her home but when I told her to grab a cab she just glared at me. Reminded me of a guy I got in a fight with back in Minnestoa during my senior year hockey season.
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A public all-girls high school in Adelaide, South Australia. It is impossible to emerge from that school without being completely fucked over in some way. In particular having your subject patterns messed up resulting in having to repeat a grade or having to move schools.
Girl 1: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
Ex-Mitcham Girl: "Thats totally fucked but you got to Mitcham Girls High School, what did you expect?"
Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Anne: "Mitcham Girls High School"
Kid: "Fucking sucks to be you!"
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A high school in Burien, WA that is home to every stereotype possible and is considered extremely gay by almost everyone around. Another commonly used phrase to describe it is "paying for public education" because compared to the other private high schools around, it is shit. Other than the few super cool teachers there, the faculty is super annoying and likes to threaten the students with taking away prom if they don't go to all the other dances. When in reality, all of the other dances suck so no one wants to go to them. The school is also thought of as having a bunch of goodie two-shoe kids when in actuality, those kids only make up about 1/4 of the student body. Another 1/4 are the druggies and another is the actual drug dealers. The last 1/4 is the exchange students that tend to stay in their own groups and probably make fun of everyone else in their own language. But the few cool people there make the school awesome and overall it is a hellabomb school where anyone can feel welcome. (:
-"I secretly wish I could go to kennedy catholic high school... it looks so cool."
-"Dude... you're so gay."
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Some school found in Singapore. Really. That's all. They have a mustard yellow Hillary Clinton-style school uniform which really looks good! Great haircuts too.
They have some weird radio and show programs where they show off such things as their love for Milo, respect and courtesy, K-Pop, and how sad and boring life in Singapore really is.
However, they make up for their unfortunate circumstance in living in such a sad country by exhibiting and showcasing their phenomenal extra-terrestrial intelligence. A recent survey of the school found that the average IQ of the students there was over 2232323494, a size only rivaled by the country's ego.
No matter how hard you try to win against these superhumans, you will always be stumped by their Milo and chocolatey goodness. At the end of the day, no matter how yellow your uniform and straight your haircut, Nanyang Girls High School will always end up triumphant.
How did she get a GPA of 4.0? She must've been cheating or a Nanyang Girls High School graduate.
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