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You peg a goon bag to the washing line and get a bunch of your mates to gather round. You then spin the line and whoever it lands on has to drink then spin it again.
Oi, cunts, lets play goon bag roulette
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A small piece of luggage one packs with just enough items to spend the night with someone.
Dude: Hey, wanna come back to my place?
Ho: Sure, handsome. I just need to stop at my place to pack a ho-vernight bag.
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1. Truly repulsive looking male or female.
2. A head that resembles a plastic bag full of circumcised fore-skins.
3. To feel very very bad after a hard nights partying.
1. She has a head like a bag of fore-skins!
2. I probably shouldnt have had those 5 shots of jameson last night, i feel like a bag of fore-skins today.
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Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag
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steal the money and put it in the bag
im ganna put the money in the bag
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A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
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Someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. This person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim.
These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.
"I really hope that squandering slut bag doesn't show up at the party tonight."
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