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John Crow Batty Rum is Jamaican over proof white rum that has a story, which conveys that, to drink this rum you should have a John Crow, a kind of vulture that eats decayed meat. So, it meant to say that your stomach have to be that strong to take this over proof rum from Jamaica.
Did you remember to get the John Crow Batty for todays party
When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.
I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.
A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide
Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!
A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?
look in the shadows
I see nothing?
exactly
An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
John Greenwood is a genius