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February 15 a Day where you nut on your friend
Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day
It’s the opposite of No-Nut-November.
When instead of not “Nutting” on November, you can “Nut” as much as you want.
Man I can’t wait to nut on “Nut-As-Much-As-You-Want-November.”
summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.
Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts
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kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger
tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up
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A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.
The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!
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Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
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