When you are packing more girth then length, as observed through the glory hole at your favorite dive.
Dude was all balls and packing a Fat Mezz.
Someone who looks like a regular Barnaby but is just a little bit larger.
St Pancras of Ashford decreed that a Fat Barnaby was know to enjoy a High Speed Life.
Oi mate. That's one Fat Barnaby there.
I saw Fat Barnaby on the train again today.
When, based on what a person is wearing, it is indiscernible whether they are buff or fat.
I have a buffer fat body; depending on the clothes I’m wearing, you can’t tell if I’m buff or fat.
The heavy breathing you get from when you go up a flight of stairs
Damn those fat stairs
A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.
Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.
Someone who edits their pictures in photoshop to make themselves thinner before showing people.
The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks