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What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:
Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!
Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
Situation 2:
Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
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v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.
E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!
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driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
Some shit Tyler the creator said
"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler
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A lite hearted remark made to comment on someone being one-way , or only thinking of themself. A reference to how many streets in Philidelphia (and other cities) are one-way.
**Philly may be replaced with any city that has one-way streets**
"You are just like those streets in Philly, you could have offered me some coffee."
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Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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a chinese idiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.
When I'm without you one day feels like three autumns