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An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
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When you nut inside her and its over powered
Oh Shit; I just Monkey Nut blasted all over!
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a white kid that knows his shit about cars, lazy, and likes to do shit at night.. its a combination of a mississippi wind chime + midnight at noon + porch monkey = mississippi night monkey...
Nick Roland is a mississippi night monkey !!
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A Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat is technically a cat but acts like a dog. But worse than a Dog a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat acts like a Jive Ass Monkey Dog. Noameen? My Moma told me about Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats. So if you don't like it then you can go talk to my Moma. Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats live in the ghetto so don't go looking in the suburbs, cause there ain't no Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cats there.
Look up Monkey Dog. Olive is a jive ass monkey dog cat. Olive trys to pretend to be a monkey dog and follows his little monkey dog all arround the neighborhood, But Olive is not a dog in fact Olive is a cat but since he thinks he is a dog and his best friend is a jive ass monkey dog, then Olive is a Jive Ass Monkey Dog Cat. Make sence?
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Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox microwaves" when they interact
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There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.
1. A fight or dispute among friends
2. A rut of bad luck
def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening
def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
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