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hand over da muns

h0i! tEm want da muns.

*tem demands your muns*

*the superior way of saying give me your money

Tem: Hamds up! Hand over da muns!
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*

by Dusty Dustington *dusts reader October 10, 2021


Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 3, 2020


Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lem88 January 23, 2022


Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023


Right hand bish

The best friend/primary assistant of the most important bish.

Thank Christ my right hand bish Ahsanti was there to get me out of that situation.

by #copilotstrong November 26, 2017


Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 16, 2013


grab a handful

Generally referring to wide open throttle while operating an ATV, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, or any other twist or squeeze throttle operation on motorized vehicles.

"I was coming up to this real steep hill on my snowmobile and it had a massive drift on top so I had to Grab a handful and hung on!

by Karlos69 March 17, 2017