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John Jairo

In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.

John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.

by Soup and Stewart November 23, 2021


john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021


Little John

A boy who saved up 2 million for a house but when he looked it was only 2cm wide

Guy: Man I really need to renovate my house..
Guy 2: Dont worry, Little John will help you!

by Con_kae May 22, 2024


john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 11, 2023


john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

like a gay batman and black

Whos john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr?

look in the shadows

I see nothing?

exactly

by masky123343 July 11, 2023


John Greenwood

An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen

John Greenwood is a genius

by October 2, 2020


John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises

Look,John fightmaster is there,again

by Vjhuoefkh September 27, 2011