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1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.
I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!
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Sorta like the Star Wars kid, minus the huge life-ruining embarassment. Only this kid mimes out a Black Dahlia Murder.
Go to video.google.com and type in "funeral thirst".
I just spent like five minutes watching the Black Dahlia Murder kid headbang.
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pre-paid kids coming in large amounts (28,000 sometimes) and they dont eat, need clothes, need no education, they're all paid for. and they hardcore kids. yea.
Ryan and I will adopt 28,000 pre-paid kids.
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an emo kid who buys emo clothing at jc pennies or departments stores like macys that are colorful and not black. They are like th eposers of emo kids and are probably not going to off themelves, but still want attention they see emos getting
what the hell, that emo kids wearing yellow with a generic skull....
its a macy day emo kid!
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What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
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The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
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He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D
Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.