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A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
Guys born on this day are the most motherfucking attractive boys on earth, they have so much big dick energy, but ONLY if they're half french. Men born on this day know how to treat women right, and how to cook. 99% sure they have a Nirvana obsession, loves Bruce Lee, Skates and has an unhealthy habit of meowing at every minor inconvinience.
"OMG that guy is so hot!!"
"He's probably a July 2nd guy!"
July second where you have to give someone named Logan road head.
Hey it’s July 2 time for some road head
When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.
“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”
A state of boredom so ungodly that one types all of the keys that have a shift alternative with the original key first, then the shift key next, in a left-to-right fashion. If you see this, please get back to your assignment.
I typed `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}\|;:'",<.>/? today because I was so bored that I had the immediate urge to type in whatever this is.
When you have an irrational argument over something miniscule and then realize how pointless it was afterwards.
"Did I really just argue over how to dab correctly? That was such a 2 dollar argument.."
When you steal a blow up fuck sheep from the bachelor party just to dance with it all night long on the dance floor....possibly leading to more.
Man Jason pulled off the 2 arm stinky tonight he's my hero.