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A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea
I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey
A euphemism for silly. Most often used in a description of a person, but can be applied to other nouns.
"You're a regular muffin monkey."
A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.
1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!
Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.
Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!
In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.
Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"
People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."
Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.