When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.
I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.
Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.
Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!
When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force
I need to change my underwear after that covid fart
ie. 'Butthole Queef'
When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.
"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."
Everything used to make farts
“I thought farts were just air”
“Let’s look up fart ingredients”
adj; used to describe frustrated
Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!