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1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!
Fart Reek; A term in which used against someone who is awfully stupid and or unaware of their surroundings at all
Yo! Look at this Fart Reek he looks like he has no idea what he’s doing, I bet he reeks and farts.
A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven
Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart
A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
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