Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.
John Hopkin is super sensitive
the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04
“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”
He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer
Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing
Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
“I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*
A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.
Where do you want to eat?
John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.