When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.
"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"
To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.
Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!
Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.
To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.
Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.
What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(
i love john sorochka! he is the best ! #johnsupremacy but he is very innocent 🙁🙁 he can’t be innocent! BAD JOHN! anyways johns very hot and he plays the piano a lot #lol #heshot #i love john !! HE ALSO LOVES ME SO BEAT THAT!
john sorochka is a very talented person
An old boxer that thinks he still has it
Hey
Look at that guy shadow boxing
Bless him he's definitely a john marbles