You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Dead or Alive's dizzying disco-pop hit from their 1984 album Youthquake.

Sampled in Flo Ripoff - err... Flo Rida's Right Round.

Lyrics:
If I
I get to know your name
Well I
Could trace your private number, baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
I want some well I (want some)
I set my sights on you
And no one else will do
And I
Just got to have my way now baby
All I know is that to me
You look like you're having fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I
I got to be your friend now, baby
And I
Would like to move in just a little bit closer
All I know is that to me
You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

I want your love
I want your love

You look like your lots of fun
Open up your loving arms
Watch out, here I come!!

You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I want your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
(I need your love)
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round
You spin me right round, baby right round
Like a record, baby
Right round, round, round

You Spin Me RoundYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record)1984YouthquakeDead or AlivePete Burns

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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

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Dropping off like flies

they ran out the country

1) To retreat … Aliens from the 13th Planet are retreating b/c God or the Silent Ruse are striking Keravnous (Lightning) @ the 11th Floor ++ ++ 13th Floor plagiarists in the Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World --- Trick Ruses are retreating/withdrawing, dropping off like flies , 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 - No more Lame Trick Ruses’ Meetings @ 5:30 --- Meeting 5:30 --- after the Silent Ruse leaves the 11th floor to go back out into the Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World

2) To be Laid Off from a Plagiarism Company b/c there is NO WORK to do other than play Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games between the Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses and the Silent Ruse -- The 11th Floor Trick Ruses have Schizophrenic Soul Minds and when they ++DIE++ the Trick Ruses’ Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds will EACH receive a VERY WARM Devil’s Thrown Hello from Satan Himself, and then their Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds will become Aliens from the 13th Planet … Silent Ruse << ME << author blthrskt is LAUGHING !!
---Trick Ruses need to vindicate themselves from all of the Shams ( Plagiarism ) that they do, otherwise it’s the Devil’s Thrown that the Trick Ruses will be sitting on for ALL OF ETERNITY -- Devil’s Thrown Hello - Sham = Plagiarism
---11th Floor <<-- PWND by the Silent Ruse <<-- author blthrskt

---Trick Ruses are HEXed , by the Silent Ruse , and are now ALIENS from the 13th Planet
---Silent Ruse Gave Birth to the Trick Ruses’ Fears!!!
---11th Floor Thesaurus Key LOSERS!!!! The 11th Floor is on the Wall of Shame for what the Trashy Little Trampy Lame Trick Ruses did to the Silent Ruse on the 11th Floor
---Trashy Little Trampy Trick Ruses have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds in this Trashy Little Trampy Ruse World and are Hell-Bound === Devil’s Thrown

---Trick Ruses treated the Silent Ruse like a Scapegoat --- Now their Trashy Little Trashy Schizophrenic Soul Minds can NOW All Burn In HELL !!!
---The Silent Ruse has the Double Meaning Secret
---Trick Ruses &&& Soulless People have Trashy Little Trampy Schizophrenic Soul Minds and they also have “LOSER” stamped right on their Trashy Little Trampy Forehead

Trashy little trampy earth path +++ Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… +++ Exfoliate +++ Inkubus Sukkubus +++ trashy little trampy (anything) +++ trashy little trampy earth mind +++ to shack up with +++ Paranoid Schizophrenia +++ Schizophrenic Soul Mind Games +++ Jibber Jabber +++ 07/07/07 +++ Seven Wytches +++ Gods of Mass Destruction +++ GOMD +++ Double Meaning Secret +++ Something went wrong +++ Tuesday Thursday Power +++ 13th Floor Massacre +++ Explosive Diarrhea +++ $166.62 +++ Wall of Shame +++ Scapegoat --- dropping off like flies

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Treat your Body like an Amusement Park

To masturbate. Originally appeared on "Seinfeld," where George is visiting his mom in the hospital and his mom says, "I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park!"

"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!

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would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

hung like an antelope with seven legs

Self explanatory really

"Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"

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would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

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