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A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.
Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
A mom who is obsessed with Post Malone.
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a Posty mom.
when your penis is erect and in your mom
1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
1) When something is hella sus or sketchy
2) When you show concern about something or someone
1) "Look how mom cares this place looks
2) "Dude, who's bullying this kid? Mom cares"
P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!
When a male is punching so I effectively he can’t hit his target and his form is embarrassing.
Look at him swinging at roger his fist comes back behind his head then swings upwards into the air! That is single mom fighting if I ever seen it, he didn’t have nooo Dad around!
When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.