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Joe Bastian

Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.

Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup

by Blue jeans 2023 July 25, 2023


Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+

joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....

by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019


As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.

Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe

by ssmarine09 February 3, 2012


Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior April 1, 2024


Joe Goodrich

A non-Japanese boy who is so obsessed with Japanese that they wish they were actually Japanese. He doesn't leave his room unless his waifu tells him to.

Boy 1: Look at Joe Goodrich! He's such a weeb!
Boy 2: I haven't seen him go outside in 15 years!

by CockSucker6942069 September 2, 2022


joe mcintyre

This guy is that one guy who is like:
"yo"
and then you reply with:
"yo"
and then obama be like:
"hello my fellow americans"

joe mcintyre is joe mcintyre

by rhyswalkerbiggesthater March 12, 2021


Joe horsey

This boi has a mealworm dick

Dafuq

Woah have you seen joe horsey? He has a mealworm cock

by 69mikehunt69 November 9, 2019