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Fat Johnson

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Fat Johnson man: egdes

Person 2: what a fat Johnson ong ong

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024


But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023


Fat Bottom Lip

When someone talks a lot of smack; wise ass.

"Ayo! Did you see the way Nico straight told the professor his science homework and him didn't have Chemistry and that's why he couldn't turn it in!? He got a fat bottom lip!"

by Blondegoddess April 22, 2021


mug fat

Mug fat means ur a fat stinky muggle shit nigger!

Nabi: hey guys
Lando:mug fat

by July 24, 2022


mug fat

Shitty muggle who’s fat and is a n word or a dirty random

Nabi: Hey losers
Mailbox:mug fat

by July 24, 2022


What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher

guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!

by pill poppa show stoppa December 6, 2009


Fat Blunt

Another word for a cigar. (by the way, a cigarette is a small cigar, so they aren't the same.) Usually used in meme culture, like when a gif of Ralsei (A popular character from deltarune) was seen smoking one of these.

Person A: "Hey give me one of those FAT BLUNTS."
Person B: "No they're fucking mine you asshole get your own."

by derpylemon January 8, 2022