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June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?
in honor of zuc
Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!
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When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it
Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig
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one of the most iconic lines said by the incredible youtuber Mini Ladd (Craig Thompson)
Mini Ladd: you want my penis??
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The words penis in your mouth is when you have a “one inch wonder” in you mouth.
I’m going to put my penis in your mouth tonight.
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A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.
Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis
*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*
hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited
Suck caleb’s penis on march 21
oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!