If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

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monkey butt

Someone acting mean and/or unfair, like a jerk or an asshole.

"My boyfriend is being such a monkey butt lately. He keeps picking fights over nothing!"

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Server Room Monkey

This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.

Oddly, This person most likely also experiences crotchrot , eats skank salad , and is himself a general hick.

Andy is a server room monkey.

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RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

what a rich man needs

a poor person has

we cant live without it

itssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x

ali zayed aka fat ass, RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS

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G key monkey

One of a breed of 3D-modelling novices who tend to over-use the repeat command, for which 'G' is the shortcut (in the Maya software package). Play on 'cheeky monkey'.

"You better go help that G key monkey before he ruins his mesh."

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Monkey Water

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy

Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water

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