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in an awkward situation when you are with your partner and all his friends and you try to make best with his best girlfriend. you ask her if she's having a good time but subsequently making it more awkward!
Michelle: Hey Shayda!
Shayda: Hi.
Michelle: .........
Shayda:............
Michelle: So, you having a good time?!
Shayda:Yea.
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Some stupid girl that I went to a gifted program summer thing with ten years ago. I only saw her once on the playground and she said "Duh What Time is It" and it was so fucking funny. She was a 'tard.
she sucks cock good though, fo' a reta'd!
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A phrase used in some Super Mario Bloopers.
Child 1: Fuck yours douche!
Teacher: I heard that, come with me child!
Child 2: See you next time, fucker!
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The time a Tesla owner spends each day educating others on their car's features or on EV's in general. Tesla time can be spent with friends/family but is most often taken by random curious people who spot the car on the street.
Honey, I'm going to be a little late getting back from the mall. It's Tesla time again.
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A topic oft-times argued leading to great debate in the rap/hip hop community. The two most debated (by those not so familiar with hip hop) are Tupac and Biggie. When even Biggie admitted that he wasn't "the illest", giving that title to R.A. The Rugged Man. Many critics feel that Kool G Rap has the most solid combination of a great discography with near-unmatched lyricism.
"Bra, Tupac's the sh*t. He's mos def "The "Best Rapper of All Time"./
"Aw, hell naw! He's mediocre at best. His lyrics are sub par. And don't you dare give me that 'he had emotion' buuuullsh*t! He ain't even in the top 10!"/
"Whatever hater, who do you think is the GOAT then?"/
"Rakim, Kool G Rap, Nas...it's too hard to choose."/
"Who??"
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Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.
P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.
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asian porn- porn with a whole bunch of asian whores
me love you long time #5 is such a great movie
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