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September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?
Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."
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A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.
I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.
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When a trans nigga is twerking and his penis is flopping
Look that guy 's Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping
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The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.
Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"
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A severe "your mom gay" insult, to be used only in dire situations.
Dave : your species feces!
Chad: your genus likes penis!
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Taking desire make penis large
Taking desire make penis large
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