Guy 1: Babe it’s June 2 you know what that means
Guy 1’s girl: oh yeah!
(They snog(
Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"
Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better
A stolen alien spacecraft the government keeps telling you is a bomber plane.
Me: those B-2 bombers look dope! Must of taken the engineers a lot of time to design it!
Conspiracy theorist: They didn't design it. The aliens did.
Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.
Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!
Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times
October 20 is national boyfriend day part 2
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part II: My Eternal Saga, is my life, as Priestess Kai/Ki. Since Priestess Kai/Ki, is immortal, that means, I will live forever!
Final Fantasy Legend II: Part 2: My Eternal Saga, will not be for a console, or a computer. It will happen in real life! Actually my life! I'm glad I'm Priestess Kai/Ki! I can't wait to be my anime female self again!