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To crack open a cold one (beer), following on from step 1.
Michael: Hey we just finished setting up the tent, now what?
Steve: Step 2, we have a beer.
2²
2^2
Deuce to the 2nd power.
The sort of dump someone might take that leaves people wondering if it was just one person who did that.
An epic-level shit.
He wasn't able to take a shit for days, but when he finally did, he didn't just drop a deuce, it was 2²!
It’s on ur body and by mens dick and woman’s vingia (were mens dick would be)I have it D:
me I hate pubic hair 2 it’s around mens dick and woman vingia it
pubic hair idc
A playful and affectionate term for a girl who is health-conscious and loves to eat bananas. Often, a "banana girl" is someone who might follow a plant-based or raw vegan diet and advocates for healthy living and fitness. She’s typically known for her cheerful demeanor, positive vibes, and zest for life, often seen carrying a bunch of bananas in her bag or sharing banana-based recipes and health tips on social media.
Ever since Julie started her raw vegan journey, she's become the ultimate Banana Girl (2), always snacking on bananas, sharing smoothie recipes, and reminding everyone about the benefits of potassium.
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
Person 1: What days today?
Person 2: Are you joking? It’s April 2nd, A.K.A National Ella Day, how could you forget?
This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.
Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!