Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster
This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.
- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.
When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
Typically means Big Dick Dizzle. A guy who used to be smooth and dope but now got old plump and kids. Someone whose in Debt and typically gets calls from Ace rent companies. Still a good heart, loves fireball and cheers for losing football organizations! Taxes help Bdouble D move on life
Wow man, you remember our buddy Corey,
"Yeah"
Dude hes a b double d
When one fancies a bump and they don't have any coke, so they snort two micro machines (tiny matchbox cars) up each nostril, then proceeds to snot rocket them out into the backyard in a bloody mess.
Dude, he is totally Double Nostriling those cars. Far out man!