In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible
I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush
Zoe Johns is an incredibly hot and talented girl who WILL be famous one day. She loves you.
Kisses
I'm in love with Zoe Johns
Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!
Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.
To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.
1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.
A man that assasinated osama bin laden
John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"
A John that is more intrested in romancing a hooker and getting her to fall in love with him than having sex with her
Bill bought a six pack of wine coolers and some chocolate for his hooker tonight. He is such a Romeo John trying to get his hookers to fall in love with him.