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When person A eats Taco Bell and person B anal fists them, grabbing some poop on the way out. Person B then throws the "Mexican Poop" in person A's face, mimicking a monkey. Both people then take a shot of Tequila.
Grabbing Taco Bell now, do you want to Mexican Monkey Fist tonight?
Sara gave Mike a Mexican Monkey Fist on vacation and he still hasn't recovered.
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monkey bob:insane
monkey bobic: insane some fo the time
monkey bobis:insane all of the time
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A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.
Why don't you stop eating those pancakes JoJo the Rabid Money? Seriously.
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1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
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A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
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the best kind of fudge farmed by monkeys in the trees of taiwan in their flying dream shoes. One taste and you're addicted
dude i need some more monkey fudge, i just cant get enough of it
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