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When your parents go to Las Vegas.
I got set for life then my parents went.;
When a woman has the most amazing ass one has ever seen. A super duper, Grade A Premium, tight, perky ass
Have you seen Sally? Hell yeah I have! Sally's a goddess and has the ass of life!
Life at SUNY New Paltz.
which includes: random alien noises in the middle of the night, trashed and taco tuesdays, FYI Kids, etc.
Meagan: Yo. The other day I saw some kid making alien noises.
Kasper: Talk about that hawkward life!
When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.
"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."
Biological parent(s) to their traumatized/neglected child(ren).
tell me why i literally freeze for a second when someone mentions their parents are still together like wdym you didn't experience ww3 as a child and you go home to BOTH ur life givers