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When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes
Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!
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Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
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The absolute, unequaled god-tier insult of the "ur mom gay, lol" insults. It is so strong that an entire genus living creatures dies as a result of evoking it.
German Shepard Dog: *Barks
Owner: Shut up, ur entire genus likes penis!
*Every German Shepard in existance explodes, and the remains evaporate out of existance
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The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
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insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye
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Used to cheer someone up.
When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.
Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.
Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!
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I see her! she is back! she is a GAY ARSONIST!
ew thats her! the pornstar slut penis munching arby's is sleazy af!
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