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Where you get removed/cancelled from a society for no or false reason’s
Did you hear that mark had got ‘Johned’ yesterday?
Complete and utter destruction of something or someone
I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.
When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.
"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"
To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.
Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!
Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.
To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.
Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.
What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(