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When someone has a beautiful singing voice but an ugly talking voice
Man 2-D from Gorillaz has such a beautiful singing voice but a very ugly talking voice
You mean he has the 2-D effect?
A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”
When two people have the same initials.
MS^2 should definitely go on a date
P O R N, oh uh oops I mean porn uh no I mean porn oops no I mean corn. Yeah corn yummy yummy delisoud corn b
Number 2. poopy pee pee poop
When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!
Hey where are you going??
I need to go number 2 real quick brb
What's a number 2?
When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum
When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!
Hey where are you going??
I need to go number 2 real quick brb
What's a number 2?
When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum
Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.
I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.