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When someone farts so loud your ears start ringing and you lose your hearing.
Last night I ripped an intergalactic fart and my girlfriend couldn't hear for 10 minutes straight.
When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.
The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?
A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.
Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.
A loving exchange of flatulence amongst lovers or friends to show a bond or entice human connection. Often seen in the form or a dyke fart 💨 or an old fashioned Dutch Oven
Jody V often wakes Gary up early in the morning by covering his head in the blanket and flagellating close to his mouth. Gary shows affection toward Jody by performing a dyke fart 💨 with Jody after many formal events or when friends gather at their cliff side home. Hey Gary show Jody farts as a form of intimacy and give her a healthy dyke fart
A hip new age way for couple to bond and connect on a deeper more spiritual level
Jenny has been buying nothing but kashi cereal from Trader Joe’s lately it gives her chronic flatulence….. well that just gives Josh a chance to sniff her rear and get to know her on a deeper level. Farts as a form of intimacy has saved many relationships according to Dr. Phil McGraw. Smelling your loved ones taint and or sphincter gland bonds and connects us spiritually and emotionally
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