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After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
I wanted to show her how much I cared with a honey monkey.
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Something I did last night
Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches
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To have "Spanked the Monkey":
"Spanked the monkey much tonight Sam?"
"3, 4 times, yeah, this will be my 5th"
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Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.
no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.
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The Art of Monkey Science is the artistic study of monkeys who study science. Those who practice the Art of Monkey Science typically also have Asperger's Syndrome.
That retard studies the Art of Monkey Science.
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Monkey D Luffy can be said as a undercover word for Condom.
Hey brother, do you have a Monkey D Luffy for me? (Hey brother, do you have a condom for me?)
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When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey
Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey
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