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An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.
And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.
...And also make him a little shit at times.
...And also make him really lovable despite that.
Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent
Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!
A stupid little being determined on doing a little CTRL + ALT + DEL on the writing you were working on the whole night.
"I finally finished this writing! Time to sa- GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID CAT, YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!"