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When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis
Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
Don't bite it.
Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.
Slipping hands into each others underwear
Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.
April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.
National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it
Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out
Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore
Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off
Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me