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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020


John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like jack goodings, who has no clue who he is.

Whos that with you jack? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker

by November 23, 2021


John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.

Whos that with you josh? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker

by November 23, 2021


John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 9, 2022


John serechia

A local celebrity in the township of Edgerton who has severe fucking autism

Yo that was such a John serechia moment

by Cee$ March 31, 2024


John serechia

A local celebrity in the town ship of edgerton who has autism

That koo boy John serechia has serious autism foo

by Cee$ April 1, 2024


Jimmy Johns

They are freaky fast

Yummy Jimmy Johns

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023