"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
a double bunga is strine for a mishap
a double bunga floods & cyclone in Queensland
When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.
“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.
Commonly refers to the process of grabbing two drinks (usually vodka lemonade) with two straws and consuming them simultaneously, in turn saving you from lining up at the bar again.
*takes a sip of the two drinks simultaneously* followed by and aggressive "DOUBLE DOUBLE ANIMAL STYLE"
An insult with no real meaning. If you are called double chapped, you’ll know you’ve been insulted, but not how you’ve been insulted.
Gavy: “Those girls are double chapped ngl”
When a male inserts not one, but both of his testicles into a woman’s vagina.
“She wanted me to stick only one in, but I decided to use The Overlook Double Dip instead.”