When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart
"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."
When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.
"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"
When you fart out of your crotch.
I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.
ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.
A ferocious penis fart when a person is giving head and cum comes out as gas
I was trying to practice giving head with a blow up doll but my slong had a Ferocious Penis Fart made my doll pop
Someone or something who looks pretty but is really crummy
bruce Jenner is a real fart cupcake everyone thinks she's pretty then they look down