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Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.
Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"
Slang term for masturbating.
Last night, I was rubbing a jack.
Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "
Pulling a Jack Rader. Sexually assaulting minors and nonstop talking about balls.
Your Friend: I just got kicked in the balls and my dick is warped.
You: Stop "Jack Rading"
A person who will be the best footballer of all time
He’s going to be the next Jack Poxon
Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect
Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner
When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.