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John Rafael is daks
You're so John Rafael it hurts.
John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.
Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"
Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.
Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.
Fuck you Mr. Wilson.
Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022
John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.
person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha
A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house
Guy-Oh hey theres hayden john
Girl- vomits in own sock
Guy- can i rub it on my gums?
Former cousin of Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, John Blevins is no longer apart of the Blevins estate after being disowned by the family for being too boring and not caring. This man is also most likely wanted by the FBI, CIA, and POC for fraud, aggravated robbery, and slight racism, but not confirmed. After the falling out with the Blevins household, he and his life has gone to shit.
"Sheesh, you heard about John Blevins?
"no what happened"
"Hes a serial burglar, racist, and has been convicted of fraud after his former cousin, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, disowned him."
"sucks"
a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"
Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."