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Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

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invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey Moron Head

See Woman

My Monkey Moron Head burned my diner

by Verstef November 15, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deep South Monkey

An American who is of black descent that has sexual relations with a member of their own family; having offspring due to the union of the family members.

Cop: Everybody is this niggers cousin he will still fuck them he's just a Deep South Monkey

Rookie: Thats Racist!

Cop: Give it a little time.

by Carvel Sunday September 9, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


howler monkey

insult used by immature people that so bad it was good and then went back to bad again.

that 10-year old called me a howler monkey.

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

1๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

by Tom Highway October 26, 2007

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