slang term for a butt that i (kaylor) just invented
hamnd trampoline
:hand trampoline
The sodas in the coolers by check out lanes
Hey do you have a drink? Ya man I grabbed a hand pop on the way out of the store
When an individual is caught off guard by something
"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"
When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".
Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care
The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors
I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.