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Someone who is either cheap or stingy when it comes to money.
That's such a dime bag set-up.
That guy is such a dime bag.
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In a swinger group it's the husband who holds while wife is merging with another group member...
wife says to husband " will U be my bag holder tonight? BIG black african wants me & he doesn't like his balls to drag on the sheets " !!
husband says to wife "####@$%$@$!" this is the last time I always get STINK HAND !!!
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1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
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What you say to your teammates when you are about to lose in a game. Usually followed by a lot of points, resulting in winning, unless you are playing golf. Then you get lower scores.
Team 1 and Team 2 are playing basketball. Team 2 is losing by 2 points. (4 basketball points.)
Team 1: Ha! Try winning now, Assholes.
Team 2 (one person to the other): Don't worry. We've got this in a bag.
Team 2 proceeds to make 6 basketball points. They win the game.
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a short blonde girl who dyes her hair as much as a balding old man is a hoe bag bitch she tells secrest and shits on orphon puppies just for laughs she enjopys licking dog dicks on rainy after noons and sometimes (when lucky) gets a taste of her cousins! the whole family jumps in on ths! :)
you ARE a hoe bag bitch
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A term used on a New Zealand childrens show.
You decide what they're talking about.
Actual quote;"...everyone needs a man bag!"
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When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
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