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Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
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Lyrics from Macklemores song "And We Danced"
With the big long pink ding dong penis
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It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.
Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"
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A term used to describe faggot lmao xd
“Look at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”
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Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick
It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!
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When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!
Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!
You: thats so true!
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ARHHHGHGGHHH
THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)
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