Coke and Choke

Drink some coke and get a bj from your girlfriend/wife.

Guy A: Dude I did a "Coke and Choke" last night with my girl!

Guy B: Was it diet Coke?

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choking on an orange

When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard

That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.

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chikity choke

means to smoke marijuana/ or ciggaretttes

lets go chikity choke

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Choking the chicken

When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.

Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door

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Choke A Lot

Where you eat chocolate then become overwhelmed with joy proceeding to laughing and choking... on chocolate.

"I'm choking on choke a lot!!!"

"She had a choke a lot phase during her period."

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i choked it

When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.

Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!

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Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

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