Drink some coke and get a bj from your girlfriend/wife.
Guy A: Dude I did a "Coke and Choke" last night with my girl!
Guy B: Was it diet Coke?
When you are blessed with a dong like a babies arm holding an orange, and proceed to attempt to stick it in anything with or without a pulse. Usually results in a dairylea beard
That bob has such a big dick! I was totally choking on his orange last night.
means to smoke marijuana/ or ciggaretttes
lets go chikity choke
When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.
Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door
Where you eat chocolate then become overwhelmed with joy proceeding to laughing and choking... on chocolate.
"I'm choking on choke a lot!!!"
"She had a choke a lot phase during her period."
When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.
Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!
A self-inflicted violent wank
Choke Your Chicken