DAVE SANTOS

BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER.. THAT LICKS PUSSY BETTER THAT ANYONE....GUY WITH THICK DICK

I WISH I WAS DAVE SANTOS

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Dave Collier

1. Uncle Joey from Full House.
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating and tossing a salad. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I think I'll do a Dave Collier tonight with my date.

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The Dave Effect

A release of endorphins in the brain which causes weakness of knees and sexual tension in females and a desire of emulation in males. It is brought on by the presence of, thought of, or mention of The Dave.

As Gary mentioned Dave, Daniella felt her knees go weak and knew she was experiencing the Dave Effect.

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Narwhal Dave

Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter

Narwhal Dave

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A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

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Daved Out

You have no control over your woman, When she wants to leave you have to leave. If you dont listen you will be left at the party

Leigh made Mike leave the party, Mike listened so he is Daved out

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Dave Miller

he is god

Person 1:Dear Dave Miller

Dave Miller : you called I'm god

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