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Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit
Bro 2: Your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today
Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits
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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around
Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
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It's a sex act that Phil Lester has mentioned in the recent Halloween baking video
I'll marshmallow your mom's face
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Your mom gay no u
Your mom gay is a saying that a human says to destroy another humans life
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Considered to be the "next level" in the progression of the your mom insult meme. Perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scraped from the bottom of the gene pool. If used properly in jest and in conjunction with biznatch and other psuedo-ghetto terms it can lead to hilariously nonsensical conversations.
Speaker 1: You're ugly.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.
Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.
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What I smell like.
Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.
a automatic response u say o ur little brother
brother:hey,whats a chode?
me:your mom.......
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brother:what time is it?
me:time for you mom
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brother:where do babys come from?
me:xbox live
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brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/
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me:god......
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brother:hey whats up?
me:your mom
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brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@
me:duhh, your mom!!!!!
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Your mom gay is part of the BOFA spectrum of diseases. This disease is caused when someone has untreated Ligma that doesnt transfer into E-TMA. This disease causes the patient to say "Your mom gay". When they say this, if nobody says "no u" within 5 seconds, everyone within a 5-mile radius loses their jobs, homes, dignity, or even life. But, if someone says no u, the patient has a 98.4% chance of dying. If the patient has untreated ligma and surpasses the your mom gay stage, they get the unstoppable "your mom gay lol" disease.
Person with disease: your mom gay
Universe: *holds breath*
Random nibba: no u
Universe: *exhales*
Person with disease: *dies on the floor*
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