sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.

Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!

poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.

Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.

structural poo

an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. A free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days.

She had closed the cubicle door and was approaching the bowl, only to recoil in shock and horror, her mouth open and eyes wide with fear. Before her, the Structural Poo reared up from the water, a mighty totem to labours passed. She could only imagine the pain endured.

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Poo pocket

When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.

Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient

Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!

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poo wakely

a small penis

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely

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poo poker

meaning arse sex usually for gay men

or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way

or bumming

go get poo poked you poo poker

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